Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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