Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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