I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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