STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
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