honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
My balls are so social today.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
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oh my god i'm in a crawl space
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
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It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
And then my night got REAL pukey
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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