There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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