Taylor Swift is so right about you.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
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I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
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his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
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