everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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