Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Randomize
