no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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