if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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