p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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