i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
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Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
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Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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