I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
one might say we're banned from that church
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
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We're not piercing ourselves today.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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