i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
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she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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