are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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