Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
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Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
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I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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