That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
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he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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