I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he told me I talked like a deaf person
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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