I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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