i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
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you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
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Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
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