i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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