How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
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drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
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This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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