All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.