Your mouth is God's brothel.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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