Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
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Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?