Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
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SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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