Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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