p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
