he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
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She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
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I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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