i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
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If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
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he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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