omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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