Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
he high fived his dick after we had sex
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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