Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
She's the barista slut.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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