Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
These 21 People Came Up With Hilarious Excuses For Their Hickies
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.