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OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?

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(425): OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy? http://tfl.nu/azer

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(973): View more from New Jersey

this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg

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gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?

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yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars

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(973): this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg (1-973): gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something? (973): yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars http://tfl.nu/7tyz

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.

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(502): I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound. http://tfl.nu/d4li

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(818): View more from California

Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...

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(818): Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth... http://tfl.nu/7gxw

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He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.

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(701): He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin. http://tfl.nu/a8q9

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(602): View more from Arizona

Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)

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(602): Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...) http://tfl.nu/p4po

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(604): View more from British Columbia

i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.

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please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.

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(604): i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper. (1-604): please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night. http://tfl.nu/j80d

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.

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(724): I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out. http://tfl.nu/ua1b

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on

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Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.

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(610): Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on (484): Who said I was judging? More like congratulating. http://tfl.nu/coiy

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(303): View more from Colorado

It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI

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(303): It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI http://tfl.nu/jysc

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(979): View more from Texas

I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.

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(979): I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels. http://tfl.nu/it3k

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(303): View more from Colorado

I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match

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(303): I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match http://tfl.nu/tsdg

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.

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(306): it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do. http://tfl.nu/dtwv

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(425): View more from Washington

Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break

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Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.

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(425): Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break (425): Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk. http://tfl.nu/ki3s

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So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.

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(705): So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that. http://tfl.nu/fs4o

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