I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
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I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE