my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
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I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
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I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
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