Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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