don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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