Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
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I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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