doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
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Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
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Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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