So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I want you more than these girls want KFC
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I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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