our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
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do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
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Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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