i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
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I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
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Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.