i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
