So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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