Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
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