i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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