i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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