I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
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Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
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But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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