brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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