he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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