Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
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Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
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Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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