so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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