I wish I could punch you in the face.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
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there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
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I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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