He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
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It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
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Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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