Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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