I'm going to jail i love you
oh god the rape fog is back!
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
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You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
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Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....